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Google's 'Most Badass Engineer' Jeff Dean facts https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/45g4he/googles_most_badass_engineer_jeff_dean_facts/
Sat 04 Jan 2020 03:43:17 PM CET
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A few ones:

  • To Jeff Dean, "NP" means "No Problemo"
  • Jeff Dean's IDE doesn't do code analysis, it does code appreciation
  • Jeff Dean's PIN is the last 4 digits of pi
  • Google Search was Jeff Dean's Noogler Project
  • Jeff Dean invented MapReduce so he could sort his fan mail
  • Emacs' preferred editor is Jeff Dean
  • Jeff Dean doesn't exist, he's actually an advanced AI created by Jeff Dean
  • Jeff Dean compiles and runs his code before submitting, but only to check for compiler and CPU bugs
  • Jeff Dean can instantiate abstract classes
  • gcc -O4 sends your code to Jeff Dean for a complete rewrite
  • When Jeff Dean listens to mp3s, he just cats them to /dev/dsp and does the decoding in his head
  • Jeff Dean's resume lists the things he hasn't done; it's shorter that way
  • Jeff Dean once implemented a web server in a single printf() call. Other engineers added thousands of lines of explanatory comments but still don't understand exactly how it works. Today that program is known as GWS
  • When your code has undefined behavior, you get a seg fault and corrupted data. When Jeff Dean's code has undefined behavior, a unicorn rides in on a rainbow and gives everybody free ice cream
  • When Jeff Dean says "Hello World", the world says "Hello Jeff"
  • Jeff Dean traps the KILL signal
  • Jeff Dean programs don't SEGFAULT. The memory rearranges itself in order to put data and code where it belongs.
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